DeadMenTellingTales
A Collection of Madness and Wonder
Announcement
🥫 Mother's Day sale is on now! 20% off of all Kitchen and Dining, through the big day! 🍽️
☠️Hello and Welcome to Dead Men Telling Tales, our ever growing collection of madness and wonder, sure to entertain, educate, enthrall, and enrapture all who peruse these virtual aisles! 🛒
🔭We are always on the hunt for marvellous treasures from around the globe and through the ages. We do the hunting so you don't have to! Everything in this shop is 100% guaranteed to be super cool, really neat, utterly bizarre, or simply astounding! And new things are added all the time so check back often! 🎁
🤔If you want to know more about the crew that curates this collection (curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back) then you should check out the profile, about, and policies pages. If you still want to know more about us after reading those, then feel free to convo us, or send an email to deadmentellingtales [!at] hotmail.com and don't forget to follow us on instagram @deadmen_tellingtales to get first notice of new-old treasures and special coupon code offers! 💌
🕊️🌹 Please check out our specialty Catholic Shop, http://www.EverySaintHasAPast.Etsy.com where we showcase all our vintage and upcycled Catholic items.
📚🐕 And our vintage bookshop, http://www.OutsideOfADog.Etsy.com for all of our vintage and antique books as well as book accessories and gifts for book lovers.
And of course, favorite all shops so you can be updated when new listings go up! Also, if you're interested in something from each shop, message us at any shop and we can combine your shipping to save you some money! 📫
📦A note on shipping: We're proudly refusing to allow Etsy to bully us into deceiving you about shipping costs. Of course shipping costs money, but we don't want it to cost you any more than it actually costs us to get your treasure to you. What "free shipping" does is hide that cost in the cost of the item and that means that those of you who live in the same region of the country as us are stuck paying the same amount that it would cost to ship across the country. It also means that if you buy multiple items there's no way to combine the shipping so you'll be paying full shipping price for each item in your order. We refuse to do this to you, our valued customers! We will always keep our shipping pricing transparent, and we will always refund any overage above a dollar.
Furthermore, you may have noticed "estimated delivery days" for items but Etsy is making these dates up with no justification.
Orders from this shop ship within 1-3 business days and may go via USPS Ground Advantage, Priority, Media Mail, or UPS depending on the size, weight, and value of the item. While USPS and UPS offer shipping estimates for their services, they absolutely do not guarantee them and so neither can I, and neither should Etsy.
Please disregard just about everything Etsy says, and instead read our shop's policies about everything. Also, please never hesitate to ask us any questions about anything. We're here for you, our beloved, loyal customers! 📫
🎈Thanks for Looking! Enjoy!🎉
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Reviews
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Gina on Mar 16, 2024
5 out of 5 starsWell packaged. Bought as a gift for my son and I think he’s going to love it! Thank you!!
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Amelia on Feb 12, 2024
4 out of 5 starsEverything was great! Fast shipping, arrived safely. I would recommend this seller to anyone! 👍
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Joann on Feb 12, 2024
5 out of 5 starsI found this gem as a perfect gift for my fiancé! Item matched description perfectly, was shipped very carefully, and they even refunded some of the shipping fee once they knew how much it would cost. Would definitely shop here again.
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Jack on Dec 5, 2023
5 out of 5 starsI absolutely love this old leather wallet. I'm going to stitch it and carry it for another 50 years or more! Thank you!
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Unconventional Accessories on Jul 30, 2022
5 out of 5 starsArrived as described. Well packed and quickly shipped.
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About DeadMenTellingTales
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A fruitful hunt! Stories to come.... -
Séance circle story time! -
Dracula's travel agent doing field research? Maybe! -
We have a weakness for old luggage and it shows.
Hello & Welcome to this Collection of Madness and Wonder that we call Dead Men Telling Tales
Shop members
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Shop Skeleton
Owner, Curator
The shop skeleton curates the collection and is in charge of all day to day shop business. Everything on these virtual shelves passes through his discerning, bony fingers.
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Story Ghost
Keeper Of The Tales, Owner
The story ghost is the one who knows all the twisting tales behind the items in the collection. Be sure to check with him to find out the history of whatever treasure you're looking to buy.
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Customer Service Monster
Customer Service, Owner
The customer service monster is here to answer any and all questions about your order. She is ferocious in her desire to see all customers happy and satisfied!
Production partners
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A print-on-demand drop shipper
Chatsworth, CA
A fulfillment, warehousing, and shipping service for small online businesses.
Shop policies
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Returns & exchanges
Cancellations
Cancellations: not accepted
Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.